Wednesday, September 2, 2026

'Granny Bought an eBike' - Episode 6

 


Episode 6


"Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to 
say or do at least one outrageous thing every week."

-  Maggie Kuhn



December to April - snow, snow and more snow.

My eBike lived indoors throughout December and January, 

within reach, but unused.

I occasionally turned it on for old time's sake, gripped the handlebars, sat on the seat, and once (just once) took it for a short indoor ride through the living room. 


 I told it that we would be out on the land again.

Soon.






February.

There were a few sunny days when it seemed like a good idea to go for 

a gentle spin to the gate and back, and as long as I stayed in the car wheel tracks, 

(which provided a bit of texture),

this was largely successful.


It was in late Winter/early Spring that I was fooled.

Our laneway looked benign enough,

just like it had earlier in the Winter.

(Just like the above photo, the one with granddog Sully.)

Yes, it looked safe, and I was SO eager to resume my daily cycling routine.

However, it was what lurked below the inch of compacted textured snow that was 

the problem.


A skating rink.


All went well for half of the outbound trip to the gate. 

At the halfway point, (where our little cabin still stands), is a curve in the laneway.


Perhaps it was the slight change in direction.

Perhaps it was due to that area being a bit more open,  

and the sun hitting the ground there, causing the laneway to thaw slightly,

then freeze, then thaw, then freeze........

Perhaps I momentarily lost my concentration.






No permanent damage. 
A couple of bruises, and a resolve to 

WAIT.

  



March and April = maple syruping in this neck of the woods.

All-consuming.




I would have loved to spin over to the sugarhouse on the eBike, but the snow there was dense and deep.

The trails were cleared, but not fit for any vehicle other than 

'sled' (snowmobile) or 'bike' (four-wheeler).

More waiting.



But the proverbial light 

was just beginning to glimmer at the end of the 

long, long, LONG Winter 

tunnel.






Stay tuned for Episode 7....